Saturday, December 29, 2007


WE ARE THE... LAO QI LAO QI. (lit trans: old wife old wife -.-)



YI LU XIANG BEI



childish as ever... Sighhhh...! she is the one who influenced me k! bad bad yuting..!


dun be jealous k? i went out with megastar gigi leung again! buy lime jan issue and look thru page 24 to 29 OKAY!! Geeez.... :p


hey lao qi, i luv luv luv the xmas present. thanks so much! i gonna miss u lah! we must stay in contact k! all the best for yr A levels! SEE YA REAL SOON!!! :))


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Work...


i am so fed up with work today. screw those smelly prawns up-down-left-right! FABC lah! FABC-ing customers caused my finger to bleed. ROARRRR!!!


and i cant believe that FABC-ing customer said that my service sux. and.. he is da very first one. controlled my anger to argue with him.. SIGH.


I am having my moodswing lah.....

Thursday, December 27, 2007

my 6 days stint at da counter is finally OVER. YEAH...!!!


so stressed up these few days...! this is my first time facing da competitors head on. outlet is downstairs and two competitors' shop at da same level. WAH LAU.


at roadshow, it is very easy to sell becos there are no competitors. just need to bootlick and make friends with customers will do. sales talk sweet talk smile sweet sweet...thats all! den hor, lesser uncles for me to cheat also at da counter. haiyoo...


i have learnt so much things from da supervisor. haha..very fulfilling! i respect him a lot. he is a sales talent!!! da coolest supervisor ever!!


hope i will have chances to work with him again. haha.. i need to brush up on my demo. so sucky pls!


i am so happy becos tmr is OFF DAY. YEAH!!!!!! :DDDD

Monday, December 24, 2007

Everyday Is Like A Battle..


this is my 3rd day attached at da counter. the competitors kept staring at me esp the woman. no hard feelings la, pls? haha.. the 3 of them were literally standing outside of their shop and stare at me like dumbo. i think they just wanna scare me. so stooopid!


i look very weird and funny when i stare at ppl so i just smile back to them. -.- work is work. dun mix work with personal feelings.


something i need to take note of. stop being so soft, irene! BE AGGRESSIVE WHEN DOING DEMO. BRAINWASH customers. got to come out with some yes or no questions and let customers agree with me.. do assume force closing!!


Be Positive. Be Confident. Be Aggressive.

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Melt...Melt...Melt...I Am Melting..................Aaaaahhhhh........

Sunday, December 23, 2007

kinda stressed up with work recently...


so so so busy today.. i finish my lunch within 20mins. da supervisor is very sales-oriented. mind you.. he is one of the top sales man in da company. he is so so so positive and motivated. but he is very understanding...


dare not slack at all.. skali later i push down their sales. every sales counts..


be positive, irene!! Your Enemy is Yourself.. be confident! e products i am selling are the best. THE BEST!!! lol -.- i dun wan to be paid to be a flower vase. at other places, i will be penalized for performing. grab this good opportunity to perform and do my best...!


trash the competitors!!! TRASH THEM. if i cant get the sales, i will not allow them to get it also. snatch all their customers!!!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

there are so many weird weird uncles out there..


meet weird pek pek again. use my face to cheat ppl.. haha! act innocent and persuade that uncle to buy. he just orh okay.. buy for u lor..


lied about my identity.. give him my no just in case his stuffs didnt deliver to his place. den hor, he called me and asked me out for supper. CRAZY.


skali he will appear with iphone tmr at my workplace. so funny la.. yah right!


den the other hairy factory uncle ken called me..again. dun understand why he only call me leh... dare not pick up the call. hairy monster!! is back to haunt me again. LOL! -.-


dun really like my current workplace. it is surrounded by competitors. wah lau! and it is very demoralising to see the competitors selling. my selling style da soft approach wont be able to work out at there. service doesnt matter that much alr... got to make very very strong comparision. product and medical knowledge must be very good. many walk-in customers and da main test is to convince them to buy...


will be stationed at there for one more week. take it as an opportunity to train up my convicing power..!


first... u convince.. den u confuse.. if not u con..

Friday, December 21, 2007

maybe i am thinking too much...


he has finally confessed.. kinda happy abt it but.. hmmm.. i dunno.. it just seems there are so much differences between the two of us..


i like the way he shy away when i look at him. i like the way he play e piano. i like the way he smile. i just like everything of him..


he is so gentleman and well-mannered very naturally.. he is cute.. genuine.. sweet.. unique.. special.. in his own ways.. he is such a rare gem. good catch!!


i think.... i am falling in love.. OMG. I DUNNO!!!!


oooppss.. WHAT AM I TALKING???? =x


but hmmmm.. we are like two worlds apart.. he is "tian" and i am "di. i dunno.. i dunno...


or maybe.. i shld just pretend nothing has happened before.. just disappear pls..... haiz....


i am having very serious moodswing this week.. so pissed off den suddenly so happy.. so happy den suddenly so pissed off.. -_-"

Thursday, December 20, 2007

some interesting facts about me...


IRENE IS A SUPER LOUSY DRINKER.


HAHAHAHAHAHA... THIS IS SUPER FUNNY PLS.


so damn tired... sales is super good these few days. woah.. this is cool~ more more more sales!!!


haiya.. just forget it already. dun really wanna care. i wanna move on with my own life.. hahahahahaa... so funny... so stupid can but still very funny... hahahhahaha...


so cool. so cute. so shy. so funny. so sweet. hahahahahaha........ XD


so beautiful.... hahahhahahaha..... but not as beautiful as it used to be.. hahahahahahaha... really miss it... i want it back so much... but........


yeahh yeahh yeahh.. crazy sales!! crazy sales!! books!! books!! more!! more!! surprise!! suprise!! tmr!! tmr!!


this is such a random post. hahahahahahaha... so i guess this has sumarized my day..

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

like hello? do u knw why i am so pissed off by that day...


becos u didnt bother to say sorry and give me attitude. hey.. u knw i am working on da next day pls. i have like prepared everything and u just cancelled it saying u have got no mood... becos only 3 of us. if that is the case, u shld have said it long ago and NOT last min. bought a stupid big bag to put my pyjamas, clothes and shoes. knw hw fucking heavy it is? bringing the bloody stupid bag from here to there. from there to here. i was so frustrated and tired already. u didnt apologize at all.. show no appreciation.. omg... i must have owed u in my previous life.


i really salute sharon! i dunno how she can do it. tell me the truth, if i do this to u, will u be pissed off? no apologize.. no appreciation.. and u still scolded in yr blog. like omg..


seriously gal.. u only think of yrself at times. keep cancelling things at last min.. tell me, how to believe u? u dun plan things well. and u want everything to be in yr way. or maybe i am the only sway one who keep tio-ing this kind of nonsense. u feel disappointed? den i am MORE disappointed in u becos i keep tio-ing this kind of shit from u. you got to be more serious.. HONOUR yr words.. be more considerate!


knw why i was sitting at tt roadside? BECOS I AM SO TIRED. cant i sit becos i am tired? i have been standing for the past 10 hours. i just off from work okay. SO PEK CHE already.. never ending discussion where to go. understand the impossible. it is impossible to get everyone in also. think the guards there are idiots is it? if u wanna make the thing work den u shld have plan it well long ago. IF not, change the plan. it was already 1am plus and still discussing.. i wanted to get back home early. becos i need to work!!! so kill mood already. THE SECOND TIME already! knw hw damn annoying it is? last min last min.. everything so last min.. last min.. in the end, nothing will work... irritating!!!


PLS read the msg i sent on sun clearly okay. i RMB my last msg was. "only on wed :(" i TOLD u i am working on wed already k. den u just sent stupid sms to vent yr anger on me. dunno how to appreciate it when i suggested to pass it to u at yr area cos i knw u need it urgently.


i didnt want to retaliate yr previous post becos i dun want things to becom worst. but den it just seems another case... so be it. thought things are okay after wat i heard from xin but yr post seems otherwise..


i still treat u as a friend and i wanna tell you this.. u got to take yr future seriously.. i wanna tell u this long ago.. maybe no one has ever tell u.. and so i am telling it to u now.. if u really wanna get into that school, pls plan something out or u will never be able to reach yr goal. are u sure u will be able to save enuff by den? plan alternatives out pls??? last min plan wont get u anywhere.. i am so worried for u.. and i will wish to see u succeed in life. I REALLY HOPE U WILL THINK IT THRU. hold back that anger on me and think thru it.. just think.. PLEASE THINK.


this is nobody's fauly.. our personality clash.. and this leads to many misunderstanding. i just wanna trash everything out so everyone can move on.. everyone including me just stop acting like some immature kids quarreling.. IT LOOKS SO STUPID PLS. just trash all the unhappiness out.. solve it out together.. and den we move on..

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

i went out with da sony boy i knw at j8 today. geeez..


catch warlords.. eh.. i am so suaku pls! the last movie i watch was the bee movie. i wanna watch alvin and the chipmunks!!


u knw.. u knw.. the way he eats is so amusing. i have never seen anyone who has such good table manners like him for YEARS. very well-mannered! so gentleman!


he is very talented in music and he can play da piano, guitar, drums and violin. he is SUPER good in piano. i am so amazed!


he only started learning piano after watchin jay's movie secret. but..but.. he can play da piano pieces in da movie. CRAZY RIGHT???!!!! he dun follow piano scores!! he just listen to the music over and over again and he can play it. madness!


haiya...! who dun he play da saxophone too! anw.. he is such a weird guy lor..


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i am reading this self-help book this the mind of the soul: responsible choice. was feeling rather pissed off by something but got enlighted by da book..


challenging yr anger means not acting or speaking in anger because you are no longer willing to be dominated by your anger, not because you fear punishment.


you can use your will to make choices that empower you rather than disempower you. you can also make choices that create consequences for which you are willing to assume responsibility, even while you are feeling angry or jealous.


step back and think..

Monday, December 17, 2007

this is really funny..


i am so tired and my brain is not functioning well. i am like...in my own world already. talking and smiling to myself at times. -.-


this is driving me nuts...

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Aaaahhh..!!


i have spent so much money this week. ESP on food.


Aaahhh..!! stop da sales pls! :(


ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MONEY TO SPEND!!!

Saturday, December 15, 2007

i think...i shld just stop daydreaming.


Sigh...! stop thinking so much, irene...!!!


many things to update but i dunno where shld i start from...


my life is indeed boring..

Friday, December 14, 2007

My Heart Is Melting...

Sunday, December 9, 2007

let me rant..


i am so irritated by my colleague. GOSH. he is so touchy and he enjoys disturbing me. WAH LAU. keep touching me leh! he reminds of an IDIOT. lol... i just dun understand why are there idiots who enjoys seeing my pissed off face. it makes them high~! and wants to disturb me more.


sacrastic remarks... staring... dun bother me but i cant stand ppl touching me. ROAAARRRR!!! i am VERY sensitive. keep touching/disturbing me? this is it. that is the end of friendship. backstab me.. break promise.. i can take it but i cant stand ppl touching me!!!


when i use my hands and push him away, he grab and hold my hands tight wor. WAH LAU!!! really leh.. i have the urge to kick his groin. keep coming so close and look at my face features and legs. i wanna slap him sia! squeeze my arm fats.. KNS!


irritating man! i tell him so many times le wor and he did it purposely. EXACTLY like that idiot!!! KNS. childish sia!!!


forget abt it.. cos i am not going to work with him anymore. YEAH!!!!


SO.... eh... let me hua chi...


this cute guy who worked at da sony roadshow, came twice and finally pick up the courage to ask my no with the help of his friend. i give it of cos.. cos he is so cute and SHYshySHY. HA HA HA! he will blush one sia. so fun to tease with.. he just came back from nz and is a year younger than me. let me have some fun teasing a xiao didi first.. working life is very boring u knw.. ;P

Friday, December 7, 2007


a mini gathering with da gals (shao ping, chong lei, yi yin, hui xin, fonnis, xinger, cui ting)


eh.. pictures aint with me. ppl..meet up soon again ya! ^^



da group photo with sg and malaysian-attached staffs..


working with shu yun at da same mall! HEEE.. lunch out with her twice at subway. subway is having a super duper wuper cool promo! check it up yoooo..


will be working at da same mall with xinger soon. WOAH. cool la!


and ya, BACK BY POPULAR DEMANDS!!





I-POP!!!!!!! AHNEHNEHNEH....!!! benny lava will be next..

Monday, December 3, 2007

I AM SO BORED. SO BORED. SO BORED.


VERY BORED!! WORKING IS VERY BORING.


I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!!! VERY BADLY!!!


ABOUT 4 TO 5 MONTHS TO GO. OMFG.


k lah, i have saved enuff money already. it is time to change job!! any job lobang??


so sian leh.. :'(


i shld go easy on myself... take a loooong break from work... before i go back to school...


you will only knw how to treasure school life when u r out of it. i just miss everything so much..........
tired.. sick.. bored.. off day soon! yippeeee~! :D


my colleagues were teasing that one of the malaysian attached staffs is secretly admiring me. i thought it was a joke but..he didnt deny it. GOSH! we gonna be working at e same fair for one more week. paiseh leh..


i have so many thoughts running thru my head today. working in this company will either make u a materialistic or a better person. many of my colleagues chiong branded and "status" to them is very impt. i hav seen some of them landing themselves in heavy debts. splurge on drink..smoke..gamble..branded..this is the culture. never be able to move out of their "comfort zone" and improve..


spend lotsa money on advertising but it gonna be useless if the staffs dun buck up. they are just literally standing there waiting for "durians". the whole place is so empty and tell me, who will dare to step in. this is roadshow, not outlet! they only knw hw to complain hw lousy the location is but frankly speaking, the location is good and many singaporeans have the buying power. it is just a matter of hw to convince customers to take out da money from their pockets willingly.


doing sales is not only abt selling the product but also selling out yr personality to e customers. packaging is very impt. roadshows cant just survive waiting for the potentials to step in. need to jio customers to try too. i was able to top for those few days becos i jio customers in and close the deal with EFFORT. the staffs there were just posing and chit-chatting. they eat eggs and complain tt i am breaking their rice bowl. WAH LAU. think jio customers in, tell them blah blah and they will buy meh? got effort one hor! i build rapport with customers k~! nobody was standing at da spot to jio customers u knw!!! i will feel wasted if i dun jio. SALES LEH. COMMISION LEH. extra money to earn leh! wah lau.. those staffs ah.. so cmi.. dun complain no sales la and be jealous when u dun put in effort.. dun go to the extra miles to provide services.. unable to close deal becos service sux.. attitude sux.. and hello.. ppl dun call u all sales CONSULTANT for nothing.. u all are not sales promoter.. i am the one k! machiam like i change job scope with them sia..


it would be difficult for the roadshow to hit sales target if the staffs dun change their attitude. they are just waiting for bonus LOR den quit the job. haiya.. NO point spending so much money on advertising. the branding is there and it is up to the staffs..


when location is good, everyone will chiong. when location is bad, everyone just stand there and wait. it will be a matter of test to be disciplined and put in extra effort. many customers gt buying power one leh! but.. it is another story to make customers feel comfortable to buy from u and ie.. selling out yr personality.. da whole package.. The Art Of Salesmanship..


CREATE INTERESTS.. CREATE NEEDS.. CREATE URGENCY..
this is what my senior told me on my first day of work.


i am learning and i still have a long way to go. life is interesting.....very amusing.....at times. just my one cent worth of thoughts....

Saturday, December 1, 2007

WOAH. i am the top producer again..for two consecutive days! :D


HEHE! SHIOK! it will be damn shiok if i can sell high-end chairs. thought i wont be able to survive in sales line for long but i did it. IRENE CAN SELL THINGS ONE LEH! haha.. dun think i can do it one year back. i wanna excel in everything i do and i am such a workaholic now. no life at all! oh man, i set a target for myself to get a BF by oct but it is DEC now. i must be cursed.. or maybe, i have NO mei li. tsk! forget it lah.. i am too busy for one now. 17 yrs old and have not gone into any r/s. omfg. unbelivable!


can somebody pls get me the latest SONY DIGI CAM T2! it is irresistable sexy! going at $599 now? i want iPod touch, sony T2, new phone, Wii, unique watch and gucci bag!!! oh pls..drop from the sky can?


hmmm.. i think.. i am going to fall sick soon. feeling really horrible now.. :(

Friday, November 30, 2007

I AM NO MORE PYJAMAS LADY! i am back as zappy again! :D


damn.. i realised i put on a lot of KG after my stay at MUS. omfg! chiong-ing exercise now! :'(


oh yeah.. i am the top producer of the day! WOAH. damn shiok performing better than the full-timers and malaysian attached staffs. selling the newly launched pillow requires a lot of sale talking and bringin customers to see e bigger picture of havin a gd night sleep. most imptly, be confident! :)


feel stressed to lunch out with my sup 221. she is a veryveryvery interesting lady and it is diff to understand her if u jus knw her! she is like the QUEEN of the whole fair grp and everyone fears her. she is e perfect candidate to manage e grp.. a very straightforward and steady person when it comes to work.


she is such an interesting person, makes me wanna knw more abt her. LOL! i am not interested in her in the "ahem" way la.. ppl gonna thought i am bootlicking her man cos i am always attached to her roadshows and i am e only one who has very consistent schedule.


i work for it one lor! need lotsa money $$$$. heee.. irene is a sugargal now (k lah.. for my age grp. :ppp) haiya.. seriously, i really wish i could just go to school now. omfg. i am so bored of working!


SOMEBODY PLS JIO ME TO TRAVEL OVERSEAS LEH!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

TIME CRISIS MADNESS!



yuting babe & me rank 6th and 7th together! :D


we are the PIG&PIG. completed the game within 14 mins! WOAH. best record is completing one stage in 56secs!


i lost to her. OMG. BABE, MUST PLAY AGAIN K!! got cheat bonus points!! arcade brings back a lot of my ginna memories man. LOL!!





cant wait to carry out our bu neng shuo de mi mi plan. LOL!! :)

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that sugaruncle sms me again sia..


"hi, ok we meet again, say next week? downtown christmas lighting looks beautiful. maybe, take some photos. :-)"


i feel that he is SPYING on me. gal and me took many photos with da christmas decorations. his msg all spot on one lor! hmmmmm... am i thinking too much...?


i didnt make a clean break that time. fon and me just rush off.. SIGH. i wont be surprised at all if he is spying on me. maybe.. he really knows where am i stayin at too.


it is SO PEACEFUL these 2 weeks and i could concentrate finding my sch info. just do me a favor lah uncle... if u love me, let me go pls..


I WILL AO MI TUO FOU if he could just disappear. didnt reply him.. hmmm.. see how things go loh.. can i base on all these and lodge a police report against him for harassing me?


fuck.. he is OLDER than me by 23 yrs old LEH! i am NOT AT ALL INTERESTED even though hw fucking sugarish he can be. WHY CANT that bloody fucking asshole uncle knw his limits? FUCK LOR.


i am not someone from charity organisation, PITY him and go on a date. WAH LAU. WAKE UP LEH!!! I DUN WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HIM ALSO!! JUST GET OUT OF MY LIFE.


I FEEL LIKE...THRASHING HIM UP. SLAP HIM. CHOKE SLAP HIM. PEOPLE'S ELBOW HIM. BOIL HIM. TIE HIM UP, USE A PARANG AND CHOP OFF HIS BANANA.


pls lah.. go away lah.. HE IS SO SO SO ER XIN. ER XIN, ER XIN, ER XIN LOR!!!!!


haiz... :(

Monday, November 26, 2007

if only i meet sugar easy customers everyday.. :D


there is this grp of customers who come to try when we r tearing down our roadshow. i serve them leh even though we hav packed most of our stuffs alr. usually, ppl who dare to try liddat are all potential buyers. heehee! my prediction is right!


i take out everything sia. they try it first time leh but i close the deal within ten mins. WOAH. she buy it becos of my service. feel so bad for not providin them enuff info so i offer to teach them once they hav collected the machines. afterall, they buy it to support me. must show some appreciation out la..


den hor, she is so touched by it and will write a complimentary letter. HEEHEE! i hope it is true leh. becos..becos..i have never recieved one before and it will also reflect well on my working attitude.


bet my colleagues must be cursing me for winning them in sales.. HAHAHAHA!! haiya.. whatever. hmmm.. with my cute and sweet way of servicing PLUS my innocent look, i am sure I WILL ATTRACT SUGAR MUMMY IN NO TIME!! GUARANTEE CHOP AH! WAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! i am sugarauntie-sugaruncle-killer leh! dun playplay ah..


my target.. married aunties around 40s to 60s with no daughters only sons. LOL!!!!!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

WOOHOOO!


i win my bro in an agreement! yeah! SHIOK!


i can just push away 1k. think i give a big damn to 5 dollars? HELLO, WAKE UP. 5 dollars is NOT even enuff for me to take cab to work OKAY. maybe can pay for da service charge when dine in rest. LOL!!! challenge him back.. give him 50 dollars, do some stupid things back to him but he declined it.


ya la, it is NOT a matter of money ok. it is like... who on earth will do such stupid thing? and want me to tolerate it? NO WAY. come on la, i give u 50 dollars lor and u tolerate la..


heehee! i put words into his mouth. he just kept quiet and went back to bed. LOL!! shiok ah shiok!


there are just some idiots who assume i am blah blah kind of ppl. SO WRONG!


after being in retail line for 7 months, i feel that i am a better talker now. woohoo! it is so fun putting words into customers' mouth and see them keep their mouth shut. den hor, it is super fun scaring those ignorant aunties. FUNNY sia!

Thursday, November 22, 2007




hey fon, this is for you!


YE O YE O YE YE O O.. LOL! :p


recently, my friend contacted me and told me that she has promoted to year 2. feel happy for her but SO WASTED for myself.. SOB!!! omg.. i have made such a bad move in life. feel so "ke xi" for myself but maybe.. this is all predestined.


colleagues were making jokes abt my plans. haiya.. WHATEVER LAH. ok lor, i admit that i keep changing my plan once every few months. i am going all out to do well becos i will be paying everything by myself. ok lor..since i am working. cant let my hard earned money wash down to drain man.. see, i am SO INDEPEDENT OKAY!


i will just make the best out of whatever shit i am given in life. i want to be the best that i could be and be better in whatever i do.


2008 is arriving. IT GONNA BE MY YEAR!! MY YEAR!! 2008 and onwards ALL MY YEARS!! 2007 is so not my year man. still thought piggy year piggy luck.. PUI. i am so damn bored working!!! ROOAARRR!! the roadshow is so bloody far. 1 and a half hr to travel there is barely enuff! omfg. terrible sales! i thought going to places like VIC, TBR, MUS, MSQ and SLQ were far alr. but this roadshow i am working at now is 2 times more jialat! just kill me lah!



a quote for myself..
"focusing on what you cannot do instead of what you can do creates a picture of yourself that is narrow and incomplete"

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

my 4 days off is going to be over...! :(


SAD!! back to work tmr. OMG. sian! damnit.. i need money. got to tahan the shit! jia you!


so..what did i do for these 4 days? hmmm.. went to batam.. vivo city.. mustafa (on sun hor! dun playplay).. johor bahru.. amk hub.. east coast park.. wooohoooo!


eat, eat and eat! SHIOK!


the food in batam is super duper CHEAP!! EVERYTHING IS CHEAP!!! but the place is very undeveloped lah. the massage is so... omg.. it is sooooo itchy!!!!


curry fish head i had at jb is NICE one lor. super ho jia! the gravy is simply delicious. the thai massage was great. PAIN BUT SHIOK! i am missing the fried ice cream. BRING BACK FRIED ICECREAM!!! why no more fried icecream in pasar malam le? :(


catch bee movie. very funny and crappy! i love it! hav a good laugh. must watch must watch!!


hmmmm.. cant believe i rejected that sugar daddy sia. wah lau eh.. SUGAR DADDY LEH!! maybe i shld call and tell him that..


"hi.. this is irene.. hmmm.. i think i love you.. cos i miss you.. i realise tt u are the one for me.. u are unlike other guys i meet in my life.. you are full of charisma.. mature.. and i feel safe and secured when i am with you.. lets be together.. happily ever after.. just you and me.. 你心中有我,我心中有你。我们永不分离。我下辈子也要当你的新娘。do u love me too? eh.. if u love me, buy that beetle cabriolet for me, will ya honey?"


HAHAHA!! super crappy lah. forget it le lah. hope he dun disturb me anymore. right now, i am waiting for sugar mummy or sugar boy (look lyk wu chun or edison chen) to appear. geeez... :ppp


handsome sugar boy drives ferrari will be the best! HA HA HA...

Monday, November 19, 2007

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF! :)


i return back the iPhone u knw.. it costs about 1k leh. i return back leh. yessh! i resisted the temptation. call me dumb or stupid for all i care. i just cant bring myself to go against my principles anymore. i dun wan to live in guilt forever.


he finally replied to tell me to put the phone in his mailbox back. i just feel that i need to more sure of his motives. my safety is at stake. skali if i put it, he still disturb me. den so boh hua, right? so.. i tell him to meet at VIC instead. meet him again, test him and end everything. luckily, fon can pei me. didnt tell him, it was a last min arrangement.


make him waited abt 1 hour plus for us. at e same time, maybe can force his true colours out. he wanted to dine at sushi tei but i have craving for e baked rice at kim gary hk cafe. REALLY regretted leh becos kim gary's food sux! fon order the most expensive set meal in the menu.. LOL!


luckily, fon was there so she could act as my nasty friend. give rubbish excuses abt those msg.. trying to test his reaction. i continue acting the innocent good gal. LOL!! when i push e iphone to him, i feel like MY 1k is flyyyyyying away. heart pain ah! LOL!! 1K LEH!!! dunno i need to work for hw many hours to earn that 1k lo.


i answer all his questions in a way that i didnt answer. just like doing sales.. when customers ask if there is any int warranty, i will ans like this, "oh.. we do have service centres over there. dun worry." and bring customers out of the topic.


he will be going to dubai soon. i wonder how true is this. it might be just a setup... k, imagine e story yrself. LOL!!


i have this feeling that he really likes me. HIGH possibility. 70% he likes me. 30% he has a motive. but...there is nothing i can do. be friends with him meh? dangerous sia. firstly, he is a MAN. secondly, he is 40 yrs old. thirdly, he is a stranger and i dun knw his background well.


i just lost a sugar daddy! HA HA HA!! seriously, i still can continue chopping him becos he is DAMN sugarish and he is willing to spend it on me. SUGAR DADDY LEH!! A DREAM COMES TRUE!!! no matter how much i wan to, i cant bring myself to betray my soul.


becos of his appearance, i have been losing focus on what i shld concentrate on now. just 2 to 3 months, i need to make my final decision. yes la.. i lost 1k. but i dun wan becos of tt 1k, i lost many many many k. i can earn that 1k with my own abilities. there is no such need for me to own this kind of things for now. they r only tangible DISTRACTIONS.


"dear irene, pls take care of yourself n your body. your health comes first. i will be in singapore till end of the year. sometimes, i just wish i could be around your age. then life will be happier with you together."


this is his final sms to me. i didnt reply, i wan him to understand tht THIS IS THE END alr. feel very sorry and bad for sending those vulgar msg. maybe.. he feels younger when he is with me. bring him back to his happy good days. but..but..but.. i reinforced the fact that he is an UNCLE to him. very bad of me.. haiz.. but i feel VERY er xin lor! happier with me together? oh pls..


he wanted to give me a portable massanger but i rejected it. i crap tat why not give me the iphone instead. DEN HOR, he took out the iphone and push it back to me. at tt point of time, i feel that MY 1K is flyyyying back to me. tell myself that i cannot accept it, if not there will be no ending. SO I PUSH BACK THAT 1K TO HIM. MY 1K FLYYYY AWAY AGAIN. WAH LAU!! xin tong ah xin tong ah..


i am not gonna reply to any of his msg or calls. cannot be soft hearted! this is for his good and my own good too. if he sends any disturbing msg or i feel that my life is endangered, i will not hesitate to lodge a police report. hmmm.. let it be a good experience for me in life. it might not be a bad thing to know him. i will know how to resist temptation when i meet an even stronger opponent and i understand more what i wan in life now..


ok lah, i dun feel that wasted anymore. i did the right thing. yes lor, i love money but i can earn it myself. I WANT TO BE SUPER SUGAR IRENE! :DDDD with my own abilities. my aim in life is to be NU QIANG REN! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!


I FEEL GOOD!


oh.. how interesting life can be at times... hahaha... :)

Friday, November 16, 2007

guess where did i go this afternoon?


CHINATOWN!! with my sup to shop for pyjamas..


i got to wear pyjamas to work starting from today.


OMFFFFG. WHO on earth will wear pyjamas in shopping centres?


i am so agonized by it! that money is getting harder to earn. JUST kill me with a knife pls, pls, PLS! HAIZ. SIBEH SAD LOR. :(((


but..but..but..i sold my very first pillow today. expensive de hor! Woooo...cool!


wait..did i mention the food there is super ho jia lor? the nasi lemak is NICE one lor. can fight with the chong pang one.. but hor, the chix wing lacks of the X-factor. wasted! seldom have the chance to explore food at that area so must fully make use of this good chance now. omg.. i am missing the powderful teh bing i had at MUS.


I AM MISSING MUS RIGHT NOW LEH!!! miss the GROOVE to work at there!! hope i would have the chance to work at MUS again. i didnt get to perform in my 2-week stint there. wasted leh..


will be going on a loooong break. have a good rest and den chiong for Xmas sales! chioooong ah!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

i am playing with too much fire and i will get burnt one day if i dun stop. i have no sense of danger! tsk tsk tsk..


me @ 17 yrs old

top my school o lvl.. went to a jc and dropout after few days.. profess to someone i shld never to.. run away from home for one week.. become a spy.. and now..


playing games with a 40 yrs old sicko uncle! WHAT AM I DOING???!!


instead of schooling now, i am simply just wasting my youth away. just 3 more days and it will be my 7th month in the company. SEVEN MONTHS!!


i have been under a lot of society influences and i am slowly losing myself.. really need a lot of self-control leh.. haiyo eh.. irene ah irene.. u ah.. damn gone case sia..


anw.. he didnt reply wor. dunno hw is he going to plan out his next move sia.. it is time to get a third party in. have thought out of my plan. ha.. HE MOVE, I MOVE.


taking cab home with colleagues everyday. wah lau.. damn "xiong" lor.. no money le lah but for safety lor..


my fault.. blame it on my own greed..

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

dun puke by what u are going to knw...


"i never know u. u pretend u dun know me. then one day, happen i go tampines mall, i met this girl in white n the feeling heart beating very fast. so i begin to ask, 'what is the feeling, so special, so sweet'. i guess you are someone different from the rest. so i m guided by my feeling. u can treat me as your friend if fine w u. you will be a very successful person in future."


F.U.C.K. FUCK it. i am VERY sick of all these fucking nonsensical crap. STOP TELLING ME HW MUCH U LOVE ME WHEN IN THE ACTUAL FACT, U DUN LOVE ME AT ALL. PLS DUN INSULT THIS WORD CALL L.O.V.E. anw.. this is what that fucking sicko sugarish asshole sent me. ARGH.


"hi, how r u today. i reckon your first day at another place? oh sorry, forget it's your off day today. haha"


NB KUKU. i didnt tell him when is my off day and seriously, i dun knw hw he found out abt it. WHAT IS HE TRYING TO PROVE..AGAIN? and.. HOW COME HE KNW I AM AT ANOTHER PLACE ALREADY??!!!


I FEEL LYK KILLING PPL LIAO LAH!! THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!


"i'm VERY sick of your nonsensical crap. take back that fucking phone and GET OUT of my life FOREVER.. understand that we CANT be friends at all and will never be.. tell u wat, i'll drop e phone in yr admirity address. u r making me feel so frustrated. GET OUT of my life!"


"disturb me one more time and i'll get my brother to confront you.. u bloody arsehole, go and take a look at yourself in e mirror. you are one fucking 40 yrs old uncle. dun u feel shamed professing your love to at 17 yrs old xiao mei mei."


"DUN force me to go to your tampiness address and split out your wrongdoings to yr family. try terrorizing me again and i'll show u wat i can do. dun try to challenge me.."


"it irks me to see your fucking disgusting ugly face. i really WANNA gorge out your ER XIN eyes if there is no law. i really feel like dying if i see u again. everything of u is just so DISGUSTING. hello uncle, know yr own limits lah. if u r really that desperate, i can help u go community centres and find aunties for u to fuck."


these r all what i sent to him. am still waiting for his reply.. VERY DULAN ALREADY. HE HAS ANNOYED ME TO THE LIMIT THAT I CAN TAKE IT ALREADY. BUAY TAHAN LIAO!


I NEED TO UNLEASH MY UGLY SIDE OUT IF NOT.. I WILL GO MAD.


CB.. KNN.. THINK U GT MONEY, BIG DEAL IZZIT? DUN THINK U HAVE SOME STUPID MONEY CAN INSULT ME LOR.


i am sorry to say all these if he really likes me. DEN TOO BAD. he needs to wake up from his fairy tales! just the thought of a 40 yrs old uncle professing his love to a young lil gal can make me puke out my breakfast, lunch and dinner out man. SUPER ER XIN LOR!!!!!


serve him right if he has a motive. DEN.. HE REALLY NEED TO GET A LIFE. GROW UP! oh pls uncle.. VERY shameful lor. he needs a 17 yrs old lil gal to tell him that. i er lian him lor..


as a token of his appreciation for his effort, time and money spent, i will fully sponsor him a trip to geylang and fuck all he wants. PLUS i will get a uVibe for him so he can use it anytime and anywhere he is. self-service! SEE! i am such an appreciate person afterall. HA HA HA.

Monday, November 12, 2007

i have officially "graduated" from HELL.


HIP HIP HURRAY!! YEAH!! OH YES! OH YES!! :DDD


it is a test of tolerance level to work at MUS and i am glad i have passed thru it. YESSSHH!



TAKE A LOOK AT DA CROWD ON SUN NIGHT. if u walk into da crowd, u will not be able to get out of it alive. no joke k!


NEVER in my life, i face "hei ren" and listen to i-pop songs ALL DAY LONG. i have never been under the hot sun for so long in my life. FREE SUN TANNING SEH! the heat is very unbearable at times.


it is an OUTDOOR fair. VERY "outdoor"! vehicles are parked just directly infront of e roadshow. the air i inhale in is super polluted. ha..


THE WORST PART IS.. 4-5 SPEAKERS BLASTING AT THE SAME TIME. worst than being under the hot sun. cant even hear what my colleagues were talking..


thank god. i am out of this hellhole. i feel like i am back as a HUMAN BEING. :DDDD

Sunday, November 11, 2007


hmmmm... HUGE bananas... LOL!!!!




babe going uniform bday party with her friend.


seeing her friend wearing SCHOOL UNIFORM make me feel so... haiz...




HARE RAM HARE RAM, HARE KRIHNA HARE RAM!!


my fav i-pop song! dun play play.. still gt rap de hor! i am so going to buy the CD and movie tmr! WOOOOhooo...!


I GONNA MISS THE FOOD! chicken rice, chicken cutlet, high-5 nasi lemak, tea, masala potato with curry sauce!!! great colleague to work with and becos of them, working at MUS becomes more bearable. :)


_

Friday, November 9, 2007

it just sucks so much to work at MUS.


sales is terribly bad. SAD AH! the rich "hei ren" there looks lyk poor smelly prawns. very difficult to differentiate lor. the "hei ren" damn ti ko lor. very cheeky! machiam like so deprived of ***. HAIZ. i dare not serve also.. boh sim to serve! how to do sales man..


cannot force them also.. the more u force, the more they will feel u wanna rip off their money. "hei ren" dun lyk it lor..


f**king "hei ren"!! i dun wan to have any eye contact with them cos i knw.. they are looking at me from up to down. HAIZ.


"hei ren" from SA (country) and b****** are the worst. SUPER TI KO. di siao siao one lor.. for gals, NEVER step into MUS alone. CONFIRM will kena brush against!


i dun like to serve "hei ren". CONSIDER, CONSIDER, CONSIDER. CONSIDER THEIR HEADS! very difficult to do closing.


"i will think about it."
"how many cost?"
"discount? discount?"
"give me a full demo.."


STANDARD PHRASE THEY LOVE TO USE. and of cos... SHAKE THEIR HEADS! standard action OKAY.


3 MORE DAYS! HAIZ..... feel very numb alr.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007


i am so gonna get my bike license next yr and buy a vespa by my 19 yrs old bday!!! i wan my bike to look something like this. high possibility lah.. 75%? have been aiming it since sec 2 leh.. gotta start saving up now!! hopefully i will be able to get it. pls pls pls!!



beetle cabriolet! i am so in love with this cute lil car. i want it to be my wedding car when i get married. DIE DIE must have! gosh.. i can picture the whole scenery out liao sia.


$$$! i want $$$!!! i want a rich handsome hubby!!! Geeezz!!!


dream on lor, irene.... LOL!



OH YES OH YES!! I AM OUT OF MUS IN 4 MORE DAYS!! YEAH!!! will be stationed at PWP. omg.. it is super duper wuper far..far..FAR...!!


my life is so peaceful now man.. hope HE would stop contacting me forever. if he comes again, i will chop him a LV neverfull bag for christmas present liao. LOL!! yah right lah!


praying hard that he will not appear again. 4 more days and i will be "safer". it will be difficult for him to track down my location liao by den. i am so not appreciative hor? afterall, he give me a iPhone leh. haiya.. dun care lah! :ppp

Tuesday, November 6, 2007



OMG. SEE HOW CROWDED IT IS!
THE HEAT IS SUPER UNBEARABLE IN DA AFTERNOON. LISTEN TO I-POP SONGS WHOLE DAY. :'(


i would never imagine that i will have a chance to work at MUS lor. 2-3 WEEKS SOMEMORE! WAHHH LAUUU!!!! THE MOST KUKU PLACE I EVER WORK AT IN MY LIFE!!!! i could understand how fon and xin felt when they took bus 857 back home now.


HE look for me again on sun but we maintain as salesman and customer relationship. we just talk abt the products. he isnt contacting me that often now. BUT STILL , i need to be on guard. he might be "yi dui wei jing".


i google his name and found some interesting facts. shld be quite sugarish.. if i am not wrong, the delivery address belongs to his dad. i track down his own address.. one day i will go splash pain sia. LOL!!


i suka suka say that can somebody buy s500i, ultra music or iphone for me plus i wan a sugar daddy and it REALLY HAPPEN. so..eh..can somebody give me S$10000? LOL!!


i dun wan sugar daddy liao lah. TOO dangerous and risky. i wan sugar mummy or handsome sugar boy PLS!! damn wasted.. there was once a sugarish auntie ask me to be her god daughter leh. HAIYA!!! imagine.. we go shopping together and she will just swipe, swipe and swipe and buy many many things for me. I WANT I WANT!!


i am dreaming too much liao...

Friday, November 2, 2007

iPhone and MY PSP..


IPHONE IS THE COOLEST GADGET I EVER USE. COOLEST SHIT EVER!! HOLY SHIT MAN!! i am still exploring...


really.. the temptation is too strong for me to resist. i have been aiming for the phone ever since it is officially launched in US. i love the phone so so so much...!!


IT IS AN IPOD. A PHONE. AN INTERNET DEVICE.


no joke k! that sugarish uncle really give me an iPhone.. BUT still, i need to be C.A.R.E.F.U.L. safety comes first.. he CONFIRM has a motive. too many loopholes alr.. skali he high tech wor..able to track down my blog leh. dun play play..


i figure out why he dare to give me his cards that day. he must be hoping i will swipe it so he can use it to threaten me. NB.. he claims that he knw mustafa. HELLO. mustafa has passed away in 2001. if he knw mustafa den LKY is my god father hor. so i just pretend to huh? really ah? Woooow...i AM SO IMPRESSED.


YAH RIGHT. how dare he give me a fake delivery address! (he says so when i told him i wanna return the phone by post/ put in his mailbox). DAMN ASS. one day i might just go down to the address and check it out. HANG PIG'S HEAD AH! he give it to me on his own accord w/o any T&Cs. SERVE him right if he really has a motive. this kind of asshole really deserve to be chop like carrots. chop him 2k only (1k on the products and another 1k on iphone).. he shld thank god already liao.


eh.. and dun play play leh. ppl holding credit card application form when he give me da phone. WAH.. good acting skills seh! i dun need cards lah. just give me real SG dollars. hmmmm... 10k will be more than enuff.. admire me right? give me SG 10k and i will print out my A4 size pic to him. let him slowly admire and fantasize.. HA HA HA HA!!! but..but..but.. i scare he cannot take it leh! afterall, he is UNCLE leh. as a token of appreciation, i will get a blood pressure monitor for him. made in japan de hor. mai siao siao..


ENJOY ACTING RICH RIGHT? COME FIND ME AGAIN AND I WILL MAKE SURE HIS POCKET BURN!


NB... how dare he play mind games with me! so enjoy playing with me is it? so well-planned ar.. NB OLD GINGER!! SCREW HIS ARSE UPSIDE DOWN.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

I AM SO TIRED. just reach home from colleague's bday celebration.


it is so boring. Sigh.. give face ma!


have been working non-stop for 8 days and i am finally off tmr. staring into space a lot lately. very tired.. HAIZ. stationing at MUS is a NIGHTMARE. HAIZ.. SO TRAMUATIZED. VERY HORRIBLE.


on top of that, i eat eggs at there for TWO DAYS. HAIZ. it is very difficult to differentiate potential and un-potential customers. the selling technique is VERY VERY different from other places including slq! it is 1000000000 times worst than at slq. HAIZ. got to be more firm and daring to jio those ah cha. BE FIERCE yet not that offending. cannot just stand there and wait for durians to drop.. NO DURIANS AT ALL LOR. if not, i gonna eat eggs for da whole week.


MUS is a good place to shop but MUST BE very careful. being there three times, i kena touch twice. so upset. HAIZ. i dun mind ppl to see see but DUN touch touch PLS.


feeling very bothered these few days. HAIZ. his appearance is bringing a lot of distress to me. he REALLY bought an iPhone for me and i fall into the temptation of accepting it. knw hw much that cost? close to 1k! his motive is very unclear and i can feel that he is not a person to be trifle with. he is a very smart guy.. i am obviously NOT his match at all. i am just a 17 yrs old teen and i wont be able to guess or knw what he is thinking.


when u step into this world, there will be many different kinds of temptation and distraction. obviously knowing that it is wrong, i fall into the temptation to accept it. SLAP ME PLS for being so greedy! there is no free meals in this world. IRENE, WAKE UP.


right now, i must give up the desire of owning the phone and return back to him even though hw much i love the phone! BE FIRM AND SAY NO.


he is not a simple person. unclear motives he has.. he is lying at times and has already planned out since the first day he saw me. seriously.. if he really likes me, will he be lying and be cautious? NO RIGHT..BUT HE IS.


what is scary is within a short while, he could come up with a foolproof plan. what i predict is..he is an OLD GINGER. must have fooled many gals already.. money to him is not a problem and he has all the time to play with. he has patience! worst of all, i look lyk such an EASY TARGET. i look so innocent and naive. oh well.. yes i really am. :(


he dig out my interests and wants on day one and is using it now against me. iPhone is my weak point and he is using as one of his best cards.


i really fear for my own safety and i am so DUMB to accept it. this is very disturbing.. my main issue now should be about my school registration and NOT this. irene, stop admiring brands and owning stupid things. they are useless tangible stuffs. stop thinking abt wanting this wanting that doing this doing that. focus on the main issue and ie STUDY.


what i am afraid now is after returning back the phone and mess up his plans, he would loss his patience and bring harm to me. maybe this is a test i need to go thru in my life to gain wisdom. LOL!!!!!


i need to go buy and read up some self-help/enlighten books. use it as a remainder for me not to fall into anymore distractions and temptations. seek wisdom and get rid of the devilish thoughts i am having now... bless me!

Sunday, October 28, 2007

oh anw... the dramatic thingy is...


a customer quarrel with his wife becos of ME.


LOL!!!!!!!!!! SO HILAROUS LAH CAN!


this saudi arabia customer bring his whole family to the fair and try out the leg massenger. this kind of ppl damn prawny one but i still serve lor.


from my exp in slq, i feel tt there is no point providing them infor and service. SO i keep on polishing his boots. i polish his boots till so shiny man! i neglected the wife and just keep on targetting the guy.


as expected, he challenge for the price. damn.. regretted telling him the promo price. i just give him the go-lah-go-lah-look. dun waste my time pls! NO DISCOUNT LAH. he insists on talkin to mgr so i ask my sup to talk to him.


blah blah blah.. talk talk talk.. and damn shocking part is he is WILLING to buy at promo price. the % is 0.001% okay! my sup and me were so shocked. he told my sup that he is buying becos of ME. if is others, he wont buy.


den hor.. my sup itchy mouth and say, "buy this and get her free. bring her home also ah.." WAH LAU!!! the wife is THERE LOR!!


the wife must be thinking, "nb.. this fucking bitch here is seducing my husband. digging his money.."


den hor, so drama lor. the kid took the father's wallet, run about and CRY. WAH LAU EH!! crocodile tears!!!! the wife just push the baby trolley out and both of them quarrel outside. LIKE WTF. just give me the damn card la...


in the end, he didnt buy. he said that his wife feels offended and threatens to do dunno what. NB!! I GOT THE DELIVERY ADDRESS ALR CAN!!! ARGHHH!! I SHLD JUST GET THE CARD before i push him another product.


SUPER SIAN CAN. my own fault lah.. my mistake is i shldnt have neglected the wife. shld praise the wife and polish her boots also.


haiya.. den hor, i gonna be at MUS for next two week and it is an OUTDOOR fair. OMG!!!!!!!!!! very smelly leh there.. dunno where shld i go to do my toilet biz.. SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
this week is pretty interesting.. VERY entertaining!


LOL... i have mei li =p


something dramatic happen today...


but so lazy to type it out... lol...


i have "tao hua" luck this week man.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

You're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you
you'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
at long last love has arrived
and I thank God I'm alive
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you


Pardon the way that I stare
there's nothing else to compare
the sight of you leaves me weak
there are no words left to speak
but if you feel like I feel
please let me know that it's real
you're just too good to be true
can't take my eyes off of you


I NEED YOU BABY and if it's quite alright
I NEED YOU BABY to warm the lonely nights
I LOVE YOU BABY, trust in my when I say ok
LET ME LOVE YOU, BABY!!!!



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Part 5


he called me up with his office phone. i didnt know it was him and i thought it was a return customer. WAH LAU. so i called back..


me: "hi.. may i know who is this?"
weird pek pek: "yr admirer.."
me: "huh? who is this?"
weird pek pek: "your admirer.. yr admirer.."


-__________-"



this is so irritating. HAIZ.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Part 4


he knows where i am staying at. OMFG.


wtf is he trying to prove? terrorizing me? trying to tell me he could get hold of my info easily? WHAT THE F... my colleague believes that he has some contacts with mobile service providers and this is hw he got my address.


this is really freaking me out. very disturbing.. he could get hold of my address, shows that he is NOT A SIMPLE PERSON. what is his motives??!!!


he shows me his working pass. he took it out himself de hor. a known company lah..


why is this uncle spending money and time on me? the amt of money spent could easily get him a sexy chic at geylang. somemore 100000000 times chio-er than me plus SEXY LEH! i can only think of some possibilities....


1. i really have mei li.. thats why he likes me. his dream gal! LOL!! (DAMN BULLSHIT LA)
2. he is bored. just wanna fool a xiao mei mei like me..
3. he has too much money....
4. ........................blah blah blah.....


the amt of rice he eat is 2 times more than me leh. WAH LAU. i am really not his match at all. WAH LAU!!! WHY SO SWAY TO MEET THIS KIND OF PPL!!!


no doubt that he is a smart guy. the way he talks is very tactifully. able to dig out small details that i find it harmless but to him, infor that can be pieced up to knw more abt me. since day 1, he has been digging infor from me. just that i didnt take it to heart..not on guard. how i knw!!


actually... hmmmm.. i was the one who jio him to try. he didnt come to me himself on day 1. i invited troubles myself! WAH LAU!!!!!!!!!!!


FREAKY SCARY LA!!! disturbing!!! haiz......... :(

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Encounter with ti ko Part 3


as expected, he came back.. he was calm when i told him i had helped him to swipe a product. of cos i didnt la!


i return back his cards. i dare not spend at all lor even though hw much i wanted it. took it to freak him out only but he didnt. i think the card has not reached its credit limit becos i use it to swipe those products he bought. he told me that he dare not even give his credit cards to anyone including his mum and sis BUT ME. i think he could predict that i dare not use it also. just trying to ya-ya-papaya only...


i really fear for my own safety leh!!! i dun wan to dig anymore sales from him alr so i was very direct and asked him for his motives. here comes joke of the year....*drumroll*


he says he like me and i am his DREAM GAL. dream gal k! dun play play sia.. machiam like still living in fairy tales..? even i have passed out that fairy tales stage already. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! hello lah uncle, i barely know you for one week k! give a better excuse la... how to buy such a crappy excuse!


den..den..den.. he says i look lyk one of the mediacorp actresses. s0 bullshit-ing! and i just tell him directly that i cant give anything in return and i wont like him at all.


he says he understand and he will still buy the iPhone for me and give me his uSqueez. ONLY ME and no one else. HA HA HA HA HA!!! YAH RIGHT LAH! but on one request, he wants to have lunch with me. i say i will bring a friend if i meet up with him and he says okay. but i knw.. i will CONFIRM die if i go meet him. my life and meat are more impt than anything leh. he is just using the two items to lure me out den..den...den........*fill in the blanks yrself*....


I CANT BELIEVE AT ALL and irene, dun ever try to go and believe. there are no free meals in this world. how can a person who only saw me for few times will be so willing to spend money on me w/o any T&Cs? I ALSO WISH LOR.


i treasure my life a lot and i dun wan to destroy it just becos of stupid things. he might be just lying.. damn him lah know how to seduce me with phone. i am a sucker for this kind of electronic stuffs.. haiz.. i will just admire the phone from afar... sob.. sob..

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Encounter with ti ko Part 2


the previous post was part 1. LOL.


hmmmm.. that ti ko come back to find me again. it is the THIRD time already and everytime he come, he will surely buy something. he spends 1k plus on things he dun need at all.


very reluctant to serve him today. it is like...i will rather dun earn his money lor. stop disturbing me pls! but.. but.. he keeps asking me questions on the products like hinting me, "eh.. earn my money la!"


OKAY LOR. as long he buy something, i will definitely entertain. MUST pay consultation fees to chit chat with me durin work one hor. i think he is so smitten by me already lah. hey.. acting sweet is my forte too k. LOL. but hor, i will rather he give me that 1k to chit chat with him for 5 hours. :ppp


oh anyway, he give me the vouchers. i was complaining cold and he offered to buy a jacket for me but i rejected it. so dumb of me! aiyah! den hor.. his credit card and amex atm card are with me NOW. shocking right?


i joke that i will use his credit card, go to LV and swipe all i want. he says OKAY. skali the card has reached the credit limit liao lor. LOL. he says he will buy iPhone, one for him and another for me. ha ha ha ha.... he dare to give, i will dare to accept. i ask him to apply a credit sup card for me. he says OKAY and will bring the application form tmr. i realise that when i say something that is really impossible to do it, he will just keep quiet and not that readily to say okay. trying to test whether he will differentiate crap and things that can be done. he didnt want to give me his amex pin no, shows that he is STILL sane minded. TSK. forgot to get his name card! TSK.


told him to buy something more expensive tmr and he says OKAY. he got to come back cos his product is still with me. if he dun buy, i will just "suan" him liao.. tio challenge and buy..


"bio" the cards he has in his wallets. minimum annual income of S$30,000 to apply for his cards. he ticks the last column (earning $88,000 and above) for e warranty card. must be lying... i think he is earning less than $40,000 annually. saw his credit card bill that day, close to 6k. his dressing very kuku lor actually. dun think he is that well-off..


min age to apply for sup card is 18 yrs old but i am only 17. this might be the reason he will just say OKAY easily.


he CONFIRM got motives one but i will just play along... must make it a habit for him to buy something whenever he comes find me. play with his man's ego... but got to be really careful. i must control the desire in me to spend his money. just provide me more sales will do... LOL!!


he might be a "potential sugar daddy". temptation is so strong!! NO IRENE..... i might be walking into his trap slowly. i must control. return his cards and say good bye forever to him after sunday. (fair ends this sun) even though i say i wan a sugar daddy everyday, i am just joking lah can! i can earn and spend MY own $. cannot betray myself becos of $!!! i wont be his match... but situation is still under my control.

HA HA. i think my life is somehow interesting lor. wahhh.. now upgrade to a "stronger" match for me to play with.. the previous dumbo like no kick at all lor..

Monday, October 22, 2007

MONEY IS SO HARD TO EARN.


i think i accidentally zhao geng abit infront of a super ti ko customer. abit only hor! my colleagues make it sound so super kua zhang!! wah lau eh.. haiz.. but hmmmm.. k lah.. manage to dig out abt 1k plus of sales from him.


zhao geng abit = 1k plus of sales
push up bra + oranges = 10 k plus of sales???? can consider leh...


LOL. just joking k! but... to think of it, i shld have pushed him more items. he wanna look "cool" infront of me. opportunity knocking on my door sia! should have polished him boots more and push him more items.


that ti ko offer to give me 100bucks robinson voucher and buy iPhone for me. with 100 bucks voucher, i can buy a good pillow leh! i think 100 bucks voucher is possible lah but iphone? crazy lah! no irene... MUST RESIST the temptation!!! dun be so naive!!! i am no match for him.


talking abt work... i feel that i have no "shi li" at all. for the whole week at tpm, i am depending on durians, easy and return customers to survive. tpm is such a good place to do sales and yet i am under performing. i could do better! stop being so soft irene.. be more thick skinned pls! some of the customers there are all out to test my patience man. maybe... my sales talk is too weak alr. room for improvement..!


off tmr! YES! i am so tired and my whole body is aching.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

DAY OUT WITH GAL! :DDDD


for the whole day, i feel lyk i am out with gigi leung (liang yong qi). no joke. gal really resembles gigi leung and esp her eyes.
hav dinner at superdog and the guy who serve us looks lyk one of the members in 183 club. chubby version lor.. LOL! out with gigi leung and idol serving me. i really have "fu qi" sia!

Black & White.

Headless..

Smilez ~!

it is super duper wuper fun playing the jurassic park shooting arcade game. lotsa screaming... "shoot...shoot...shoot...reload...reload...reload...ahhhhhh..." LOL. really fun!!!


concidentally, both of us were aiming the same phone. sony ericsson s500i (contrasted copper) and samsung ultra music.

CHIO LEH.



try out the phone at da samsung outlet. ROCK MAN. damn cool but.. not that user-friendly. i dun like the frontview. it looks lyk some ancient phone.. the front screen is pathetically small. but.. but... overall, the phone is such a sexy beauty.


some of the photos we took with samsung ultra music phone.


samsung phones aint that bad as i thought. actually not bad lor... can consider.


CAN SOMEBODY BUY A NEW PHONE FOR ME???!!! sony ericsson s500i (contrasted copper), samsung ultra music or apple iPhone.


I WANT ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA...


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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Sigh..! many problems are surfacing up...money..personal..school..family issues.


HAIZ!!!! i am so dumb and too trusting. HAIZ!!~~ let it be a lesson learnt.. HAIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(((((((((((( dunno wat to say man... slap me lah slap me lah... insecured... jialat...


talking abt school stuffs..i am still undecidin which path to go. i am too flicker minded! many choices and i dunno which path is the best. fortunately there are some teacher customers helping me out. i am not mature enuff to analyse everything. consult ppl better..knw more... colleague helped me to analyse my situation and i find that actually that path isnt a bad choice afterall. the problem now lies within myself. i am lacking confidence in everything i do.. be positive lah, irene!!


i am feeling so guilty towards him for helping me so much. offered to help me call up and accompany me to the school. machiam like my parent! LOL. i dun dare to go alone... i am like so making use of him. only find him when i needed help. i dun wan to lose a friend like him cos..cos..i really need his help a lot. my bestest lobang leh! i am so.....selfish. haiya... put that aside first.


i am stuck in da crossroad cos i am too flicker minded. haiz... things are really so jialat now... what am i doing.......................................
catch resident evil. hmmm.. worth watchin! anw..it was FREE movie tickets. LOL!! the casts' body in the show are damn hot and proportion. so envy!!!


samantha challenge me for a match of time crisis and she lost. finish the game with one token. heehee! i need a strong challenger leh!! somebody win me pls...? :ppp


lawrence ps us to meet his friends. WAH LAU!!! still thought there will be free rides home. sian...


after e show, samantha and me went to try the other brands' massengers. not that i am favouring my own brand, theirs really CMI. i dun feel shiok at all... try all and u will knw k! how to fight...REALLY NO FIGHT AT ALL.


haiz... back to work tmr. bless me with good sales.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

oh no.. holy shit.. what am i supposed to do now.. :'(


i am in a lost now... die liao lah...


regretting for wat i have done... what am i going to do!!! dead shit...


i need someone smart and mature enuff to help me analyse my current situation!!! really die lah!!! advice!! i need advice and alternatives!!


shit...........................e possibility is so low. i feel lyk a trash now with nowhere to be dump at..
mummy 221 (supervisor) loves me! :D


heehee! no wonder i have the best schedule and posted to tpm-f cos she is e in-charge there. she told me tt she dote on me and the taka top zapzap producer the most. she would post me to all her fairs. u knw...NEVER EVER trifle with the ones who plan yr schedule. act hardworking when big shot comes. most imptly, produce results. HAHAHAHA~ after tpm, i might be posted to imm-f and den j8-f with her. YEAH!! J8!!


more and more "kick" to sell! i am on target to my goal. wat i have learned at different places really put to use. i am better in using calculator and more daring after slq. seriousness in work after in best grp. more experiences and exposure after transferrin to fair grp. different kind of selling techniques i learn from others. and there are some who are so willing to teach me even after work. gan dong! i keep a book recordin what i hav learnt in work and what i shld improve on. dun play play hor!


i only want to be better in whatever things i do in life.. :)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Yeah! open my very first bundle promo today. sales gal with highest com of the day! hee!


will be stationed at TPM and not CWP for the next two weeks. i will have more time to complete my psp game. HAHAHA. dun mind goin to far far places.


think i am inviting unnecessary trouble. giving false hope. i am so selfish...

Sunday, October 14, 2007


kope from fon's blog. my new hair colour. hmmm.. not much diff actually. LOL! gal ah.. 99.99999% of e content in yr blog are my pics leh. tsk tsk tsk... love me so much.


POST YR PICS BACK!!
hmmmmm.. 美腿不怕累。你用了嗎? can be the new model for squeez squeez ad.
customers complimented that i am very patience and even added that i am very gentle. G-E-N-T-L-E hor! heehee! but...they dunno i am secretly cursin them in e back for being so demanding! LOL.


served a super CMI ah ma blood pressure monitor. wah lau! she is so horrible can. she went to gwc outlet, take many free bags and check BP. it is alright to try but dun be so demanding can. elephant skin! her sys was 160+ when she checked at GWC. but when i help her check, it was 120-130 range. explained to her that BP will fluctuate thru out the day. help her check THREE TIMES cos she requested. F... first time was 130+.. 2nd and 3rd time was around 120+ for sys. she says it is not accurate cos all three times dun tally. WAH LAU. WILL FLUCTUATE LA RIGHT. she bloody think that her sys will be exactly e same thru out the day.


got so dulan and shout back, "auntie. if you like to measure so much, buy one home la.." i give her chance but she take it for granted. force me to be rude.. she restorted back, "not accurate hw to buy!" and i just give her a yah-right-g0-lah-pls-face.


den so sway, the customer who bought squeez from me 2 days ago saw it. he was shocked i think. he thought i was an very innocent and blur young gal. HAIYA. tt bloody ah ma spoils my image!! Sighhh...

Saturday, October 13, 2007

highlighted my hair warm brown at fon fren shop. cant really see the difference now. hmmmm.. maybe after a few wash?


SIGH. no money to spend lah! overspent too much last month. 2 more weeks to pay day!


hope i will tio 4D!!!! hmmmm.. skali that fortune teller is my "gui ren". HAHAHA. think too much.


if i tio first price, i will save 60% of it and spend the rest. splurge on a gucci bag, watch, iPhone and Wii. HUAT AH!! HAHAHAHAHA..

Friday, October 12, 2007

kope this from xinger's friendster. WAH LAU!! VERY FUNNY LEH!!! WAH GAL..WAY TO GO MAN!! LOL!!!

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after being a security guard for whole day ytd (meaning eat egg lor), i finally manage to sell! top producer of e day leh! woohoo!


3 squeez squeez! money hot hot in pocket. so happy la! thought i gonna eat egg again.


strong urge to highlight my hair sia... maybe tmr or next week. hmmmm.. shld i?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

I WHERE GOT LOOK LYK AH BAO?? WAH LAU!!


THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!


there is this fortune teller customer help me to interpret my life. i lied that i am schoolin in poly and havin holis now. i dun wan to entertain any needless questions by tellin e truth. he look at my hands and ask why didnt i further my studies. WAH LAU. TIO SHOCK. i ask abt my studies and he says that i am gd in my studies and will hav no problems furtherin my studies to uni. HOPEFULLY.


he says that i am having good luck this year and my nose got "fu qi" which i dun find it true at all. eh... and what i shld go buy 4D with e 1st 4 and last 4 no of my ic no. k lah.. no harm tryin. HEE. :p i will have bad luck next year becos it is "rat" year. i will marry late and i will only be friends with my first love. my life partner shld be born in the year of goat, dog and dunno what. tiger? cannot be born in e yr of rat. the only part that i find it true is he says that i am "漏財-ing" now. VERY TRUE LEH!! haiz. so sad.


i dun mind marrying late or have bad luck. MOST IMPTLY, i must further my studies as far as possible.


YES!!! OFF SOON AGAIN!! SO SHIOK!!!!! :DDDD

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


a mini gathering with da gals. hav a wonderful time.. it has been such a long time i have such a good laugh. they are so damn crappy pls. meet up more often HOR! miss u all so badly!!! =x *shy..*


good time just passes so fast and i hav to get back to work tmr. SIGH. VERY sian leh.. got to focus and concentrate selling tmr. i feel that ppl living in TBR must push them into one corner lor.. e main selling style there? still observing...

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i want a new phone, watch, Wii, iPod touch and pillow!!!! of all these, i will definitely get e pillow. VERY IMPT. how i wish somebody could get me a iPod touch and Wii leh!!!!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

YEAHHH!! I AM FINALLY OFF!!!


YEAHHHH!!! YEAHHHH!!!


slacked whole day at TBR. VERY SIAN. whole place was flooded with ginnas in da afternoon. HOW TO SELL!! haha.. got to be more serious and stop slacking!!


i am posted to CWP next week!! YEAHHHH!!!!! i can wake up late and take my time to reach there. YEAHHHHH!!!!

Monday, October 8, 2007

it is so exciting to be a spy!


OMG. i cant believe that there is such dumb ppl living in this world. acting blur and innocent are my forte leh...! dun play play k! haha.. but frankly speaking, i really dunno i am giving ppl false hope and wrong meaning at times. ooops!

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i just cant wait to go back to school and i seriously dun lyk to work with disgusting ppl. have to tahan all their stupid nonsense. eg...


asshole: "women are all sluts. give them money and they will be with you. give them 1k and they will just strip naked and sleep with u."


%$#&^#$%#$%#$^$#!!!!! I FEEL SO OFFENDED CAN!!!!


AND THEY KEEP TALKING IN LOW CLASS VULGARITIES!!!!!!


I HATE PPL WHO SMOKE, GAMBLE AND FIND CHICKEN. i cant stand smoke!!!!! cig is the worst invention ever!!! if i hav the authority, i will ban cig.


SIGH... SO HORRIBLE CAN!!! MEN ARE BASTARDS. k lah..not all. think i will be a nun lor...


i am not being myself in this kind of environment. just feel that i will go mad if i continue to stay on!!!!! school life is so much better as compared to working life. i am counting down everyday lor.. abt 80 plus days more!!!!! i just feel that...i am downgrading myself to talk to disgusting ppl. den i have to pretend so as not to spoil the relationship.


1 MORE DAY TO OFF DAY!!!!! YEAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

it is so ^%$^#%#$^$ to work with low class uncles!


i will never want to end up like them. WHY is this world so disgusting??!!!


i cant stand ppl who think they are always right and find rubbish excuses to justify their wrongdoings. so pissed off.. when you are bloody wrong, u still can talk so loudly to me as if u are right.. RUBBISH. useless bunch of idiots wastin earth resources....!!! and u dun bloody have the qualification to talk abt love. ARGH.


ER XIN PPL WILL FOREVER BE ER XIN. how i wish i could kill every single one of them..

Friday, October 5, 2007

knw what...


FON AND XIN ARE WORKING AT VIC TOO! and it is just directly infront of my roadshow. so happy la! :)


i never thought i will be the one taking such a looooooong break. haiz. slap me! working is so boring. at the end of the day, i only get that small pathetic sum of money. might as well spend few more yrs studying and get a better paid job. RIGHT?!


omg... i cant imagine myself workin in sales line in the future. stone from day to night and only off once or twice a week. NOOOOO, I DUN WAN!!! I DUN LIKE TO STAND!!!!


VERY SIAN LAH!!!! WO DE TIAN AH. THIS IS SO TORTURING. WO HAO XIANG SI AH. HEN SIAN LOR................

Thursday, October 4, 2007

so tired. so bored!!!!


i dislike this kind of lifestyle. so meaningless..


sian lah.. 5 more days to off day. 3 days off next week. off on tue, fri and sunday. this is the very first time i am off on sunday. so dumb to put me off on sunday. WAH LAU!!!


i am working at TBR next week. lousy fair and it is so bloody far.. WAH LAU x2!!!


the only thing that makes me happy and anticpated abt is FOOD.
my breakfast tmr - soya milk, you tiao and tau suan!!!!


WAHHHHH... SHIOK lor! after breakfast, go shop shop around before goin to work.


somebody pls buy ho jia ang ku kuek for me????? i dun wan bo ho jia one...

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

i look lyk i am 20 yrs old plus meh?


do i really look that chao lao?


pimples outbreak.....again. this must be my reputation. SIGH.


back to my beloved fair... :DDD
fair = more $$$! more exposure!
i prefer providing service rather than fightin price with customers.


i dun understand that why there are stupid ppl who jus wanna denied that they are from country A. pls lah. there is no such need to lie, right? if u are from country A, pls dun lie that u are from country B, C or D. LAME lor. from the way they fight and slash price, i knw they are from country A. brainless...!!!!


GOOD SALES FOR ME EVERYDAY!!! WAHAHAHAHA..

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

NEVER GO NP DELIFRANCE TO EAT!!


the service is sooooo bad and the chilli sauce machiam tastes even better than the food. no joke..


yes! yes! i am goin vic to work!!!! i hav planned what to eat.. heehee! talking abt food, i am missing the orh lua i had at glutton's bay.

roller blading today is super cool. i can blade fast now!! WOOHOO.
good sales for me tmr... :)


Monday, October 1, 2007

my last day at slq. spent 1/5 of my working life there. gonna miss the place i guess.. but quite glad that i am leavin the place. my sales techniques cant improve much if i continue stayin at there.. not much exposure as compared to fairs.


we had a mini party. cream puff, carrot cake, rojak, wonton and fruits... ALAMAK. i feel really fat now. luckily i am going roller blading tmr night... burn fats! burn fats!!!



me and my supervisor. i cant agree with the things he does at times.. HAHA =x but he is really a nice guy lah. really kind of him to send me a thank-you msg... :)


CHAO AH BENG!!! he is such a slacker.... LOL!


me and calvin. cant deny that he is one of the decent good lookin guys in my workin place. but he is TOO CHEEKY!!! such as waste...


jeff and me.. he always talk to me in a very flirtatious way so i jus play along. he is VERY CHEEKY also.


promised to help the guys to do some free ADVERTISEMENT. so here goes...


Bachelor no.1 - Calvin. age 25


anyone interested in him, can email him at kenji82_6@hotmail.com.


Bachelor no.2 - Jeff. age 26



anyone interested in him, can call him at 90935132.


HAHAHAHAHA... so crap.


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felt abit sad that the other shop ppl would say that i am ARROGANT. duh!~ me arrogant? fon told them my plans of tryin 1st 3 months, they say NO WONDER i am arrogant. -____-" Haiz.. dun even knw if i could make it not. this reminds me of a sad fact.. i have been self-learning maths myself. recently, i tried doin the tys and i find that i couldnt do most of the questions. simple qus, YES. diff qus, NO. i need a tutor badly and i need to manage my time well.


i really cant imagine myself continue working in the retail line in the future. not that i am sayin workin in retail line has no future but this is NOT what i want. i just feel that...there is so much i can be. now.. i have a choice and each step i take now will affect my future. i truly regretted for givin up so easily and now, i wan to pick up from that point again and try my best. i knw i gonna regret if i dun try and put in my best and this is MY character. i will accept the fact gracefully if i really cant make it thru. AT LEAST i tried... I DUN LIKE givin up without trying.


friend told me that i shld go for poly becos it is more suitable for me and he is very "chun". DUN TELL ME i shld go here or go there pls. i dun wan to get affected by it. i knw what i am doing and i am old enuff to shape my own life. what i need is genuine encouragement...



JIA YOU BA, IRENE! LOL.........haha!