Tuesday, July 31, 2007

i am so tired!! i need uSqueez!


haiya..! should have bought the display set (not demo set).


pay is out. Yessssh..! so happy la can! did some shopping with friend ya ping. spent really a looooooot. VERY big hole in my pocket.


jialat..it is not even august yet man. sobs!


working tmr at outlet. stress man! must die die sell something. *pray* going to MSQ fair next week. stress x 2 man! really got to perform and the top zap producer will be at there also. WAH LAU.


wish me good luck... T.T

Sunday, July 29, 2007


CWP fair is over. it really proves to be experience for me man! my sales talk has level up. :)


seniors always nag at me and they are very harsh with words at times but i guess it is really for my own good. without the pressure there, i wont be able to learn from mistakes and improve myself. when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. HA!


u knw.. u knw.. i am super funny and lame. help my friend to close this super ti ko pek jap customer become i am really hungry. she has served for more than half an hr. waiting for her to have dinner tgt leh...


*walk towards them*.. have a small chit chat to make him feel comfortable with me.
me: "so u wanna get one? i can see tt u really like it a lot. u zap zap zap u slim slim slim and *show stupid actions*"
ti ko pek: "gt discount? $200 la.."

try explaining to him that this is the best price. no further discount but he like cant get what the...tu i am saying.

me: "see u so handsome i give u 228 lor. others cannot get one leh."
obviously, i am talking crap.
me: "okay lah, help me fill up this warranty card. i get a new one for u."
*walk away and check a new one* couldnt care anymore and force close. i am hungry!!!

customer: "what is this warranty card?"
friend try explaining but he still cant get it. piang eh!
me: "becos i want to knw you more. den i can contact u la..see u so handsome"

den..den..he fill up his bday..
me: "u dun look lyk u are 27 yrs old. u look only lyk 24 yrs old."
wah lau!! so bullshit. haha.


halfway thru, he stop and say, "i wan yr contact before i pay. i wan yr hp no"
so..so..so..i give him the fair no and fake name. Geeezz!! :p

at the counter, he asks my friend for her no.
friend: "cannot. i have bf. my bf is very fierce."
ti ko pek: "give me la..give me la.."
me: "why u wan her no? u have my no alr what. u are very flirt leh. u can only call me okay!"

WAH LAU!! cant believe i will say such words.

ti ko pek: "i live alone." and show me a very ti ko look.
wtf is he hinting at man?

this kind of ti ko pek rather than letting them walk off, it is better to dig money out from their pocket!!! satisfaction man! :DDD

Saturday, July 28, 2007


say say my face looks less chubby now!! :p


erhem..erhem..i skip everyday lehhh!! for 1 month + 1 week! ^^


i tio shoot by mgr. so paiseh can....!


mgr: "ladies who step into society should put on some make up. even i also put on lip gloss."


really paiseh la.. what he has said is true. afterall, i am in retail line and i shld at least put on some light makeup to look more presentable.


ya lor ya lor. so i shld learn and be more feminine. irene, have some image pls and be more presentable can!! not only one saying you k!! stop being so lazy!!! do something abt it!!!


I AM SUCH A SHI BAI DE NU REN!!!
okay, dun laugh!!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

ni zuo chu yi..wo zuo shi wu lor..


^^

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Slack. Slack. Slack.


slack whole day at home. did some reading for half an hr and had 2 hours of nap. gosh.. i am such a piggy!


after cwp fair, i will be going to MS fair. sooooooo far! *sigh* by the time i reach home, it will be so bloody late. no time to exercise anymore! most prob will be working everyday next week.


starting to feel that there r some small lil changes in me after i start working. hmmmm.. i am definitely more outspoken and thick skinned now. and..and..and.....i dunno. but i am still very dumb and brainless leh! lol.


6 more days to pay day! Yeahhh!!! wo yao mai dong xi chi dong xi..mai dong xi chi dong xi..mai dong xi chi dong xi..HUA $!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

mgr called me down to work in outlet today. working on thur too. heng ah! if not, i really have to eat tree barks next next month liao. lol!


oh yes, i can cross the overhead bridge on my own now. Weeee...!! ACHIEVEMENT!! -_-"


after that, chiong down to tanjong pagar for my guitar lessons. but bus overshot! run with all my might from bus stop to musicforest.


felt frustrated becos i was late. addin on to my frustration, the 40 YRS OLD PLUS BALD HEAD UNCLE beside me is SUPER NOISY.


he is a super pro la but..pek che ah, his strumming is super duper loud. VERY irritating! SO HORRIBLE CAN!


i feel like USING THE GUITAR AND SMASH RIGHT THRU HIS SHINY BALD HEAD!!


and hor, he has a VERYsickening face. I DUN LYK HIM cos he just has this very qian da look. jiu shi kan ta bu shuang! LOL!


so... i have decided to change my guitar lesson to every monday. hehe! maybe monday class ppl more chio and shuai. lol.......

Monday, July 23, 2007

revenge is oh-so-sweeeet.. dun u agree?


haha haha haha HA HA HA!!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

i am so broke. SIGH. pls..LET ME TIO TOTO!! k , dream!


10 more days till pay day. eat grass next month liao lah! T.T


i am only working on sat and sun next week. so..which means i gonna be soooooo free from mon to fri. ALAMAK! supervisor says there will be many fairs on aug and they need ppl. hope he is not lying.


SIGH. i guess next next month have to eat tree barks liao. SOB!!


No Money. No Darling. No Brain. No Looks. *Sigh...*
PISSED OFF.


VERY PISSED OFF. VERY VERY PISSED OFF.


SHAMELESS BITCH. ARGHHHH. BLOODY KUKU SHAMELESS CUSTOMER DESTROY MY DAY.


WAH LAU. SUPER KUKU LOR.


ALRIGHT. I JIO THIS KUKU CUSTOMER TO TRY FOOT MASSAGE. AFTER THAT, THIS KUKU AUNTIE KUKU REQUESTED TO TRY THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHAIR. (OBVIOUSLY, SHE JUST WANT TO TRY NIA) KNOWING MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE, I PASS THE CUSTOMER TO MY COLLEAGUE BUT HE REJECTED IT. HE IS DAMN SMART COS HE KNW SHE IS JUST A PRAWN NOT LOBSTER.


FINE. I SERVE HER. DAMN OBVIOUS LA THAT SHE DUN WAN TO BUY BUT NVM. SHE SAID SHE WILL ONLY BUY IF SHE TIO TOTO. OH-PLS-LAH. SO I JUST ENTERTAIN HER LOR SINCE I AM BORED. DEN HOR...SHE DARE TO COMPLAIN THE CHAIR IS LOUSY!!! WHAT THEEE.....KUKU! AFTER THAT, SHE WANT TO TRY NEXT MOST EXPENSIVE CHAIR. SHAMELESS!!!!!! IT IS LIKE SHE HAS MADE HER POINT SO CLEAR THAT SHE HAS NO MONEY IN HER POCKET AND YET SHE HAS THE CHEEK TO TRY THE TWO MOST EXPENSIVE CHAIR AND COMPLAIN!!!!


NOT ONLY THAT, SHE EXPECTED SUPER GOOD SERVICE. (EG, ADJUSTING THE CHAIR TO HER DESIRED NEEDS.) KEEP COMPLAINING THIS AND THAT.


I FEEL LYK CHOKE SLAM HER PLUS FLYING ELBOW ON HER FACE!!!!! TILL SHE BLEED!!! SLAP HER FACE TILL SHE LOOK LYK A RED-CHEEK-PIG!!! PRESS HER FACE HARD AGAINST THE WALL!!! TILL SHE CRY FOR MERCY!!! BREAK HER HANDS BREAK HER LEGS!!!! K LAH, I FEEL LYK ONLY LOR.


I KENA A LOOOOONG LECTURE BY SENIOR BECOS OF HER. TRUST ME, YOU WILL NEVER EVER WANT TO GET A BF OR HUSBAND FROM SALES LINE. NEVER! THEY ARE SUPER DUPER NAGGY AND THEY LOVE TO REPEAT THEIR POINTS FOR AT LEAST 125435346234 TIMES!!! I AM NOT KIDDING. I AM SERIOUS.


SERIOUSLY.. NEXT TIME IF I GET TO SERVE THIS KIND OF CUSTOMER, I WILL NOT BE POLITE ANYMORE. I WILL DEFINETLY SHOOT BACK. CONFIRM + CHOP! REALLY LOR, THAT SHAMELESS BITCH EVEN WAN TO BULLY A XIAO MEI MEI LIKE ME! MANIPULATING ME AROUND!! SOMETIMES WHEN U ARE TOO GOOD TO PPL, THEY WILL TREAT U BACK LIKE AN IDIOT. DUN BE TOO KIND TO PPL WHO DUNNO HW TO APPRECIATE!!!


NEVER EVER BE TOO HELPFUL TO PPL WHO YOU ARE NOT CLOSELY RELATED TO UNLESS YOU GAIN SOMETHING IN RETURN!! HATE PPL WHO KNOW HW TO MAKE USE OF MY WEAK POINTS AND MANIPULATE ME AROUND. I HATE.


THE WORLD IS NOT-SO-SWEET AFTERALL.... HAIZ. DUNNO WAT TO SAY LAH. HAIZ.


HONESTLY, I AM STARTING TO REGRET. WHY DID I OVERSLEPT ON THAT DAY?! FUNNY LA ME. HAIZ. IF NOT...IF NOT... PLUS FOR BEING SO STUPID AND MAKE A STUPID DECISION.


GO AHEAD AND LAUGH AT ME!!!! I DESERVE IT!!!


明明就是下了一盘好棋却又不懂的利用,把自己逼上不归路。


I AM FEELIN DAMN USELESS ABT MYSELF. TAY BING + BING IS RIGHT. I AM REALLY BRAINLESS. BRAINLESS..........HAIZ. HOPELESS. :'(


THE ONLY THING I WISH FOR RIGHT NOW IS TO GET BACK TO SCHOOL..WORK HARD FOR MYSELF DESPITE HOW TOUGH EVERYTHING GONNA GET..I JUST WANT TO GO SCHOOL.............I WILL DEFINETLY GET THE BLOODY PIECE OF PAPER AND WIPE MY BUTT.


NO MATTER WHAT!!

Thursday, July 19, 2007


Gosh! so hot, shuai and man! and..and..and..so cute!! cable tv is showing this show it started with a kiss (恶作剧之吻)...again. k lah, i knw i am slow.


imagine dating a guy who is 188cm! I WAAAAAAAAAAN....!!! give me one pls? lolz!


dream~ dream, dream, dream. All I have to do is DREAM~~!


HAIYA!!!


我想我会开始想念你。可是我刚刚才遇见了你。我怀疑这奇遇是个恶作剧。
我想我已慢慢喜欢你因为我拥有爱情的勇气。我任性走入你给的恶作剧



Woooaahhhh.. dream.. dream.. dream..

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

guitar lessons today is super cooooool!


i'm lovin' it. progression is faaaaaast! :DDD


i guess the teacher could sense my impatience. i am occupying the teacher most of the time.


LAO SHI SHI WO DE REN!! Geez.. :PPP


he taught us some simple singing techinque also. i can feel that i am nearer to my superstar goal. oh so crap.


i looooove my guitar!!! weeee... finally something that can interest me. ^^

Monday, July 16, 2007

i am transferred to FAIR TEAM!


yes yes! i dun have to stay in da boring outlet anymore! reuniting with the other gals soon. :DDD


lets hope i will earn big bucks! $$$ come..! $$$ come..!


one last thing i want to do b4 i leave and ie... to cross the darn overhead bridge on my own. -_-" k lah, i can do it.. i can do it.. i can do it!!! jia you!! jia you!!


and i have thought of what i wan to eat on my last day. hmmmm.. vegetarian bee hoon and fish head noodle! yummmm.. yummm...! ^^

Friday, July 13, 2007

catch harry potter with karen. she is still so sweeeet and cuteeee as ever! so happyyyyy to see her again la! :))))


gal says that i look slimmer now. i believe that karen will never lie to me. so..so..so..i am nearer to my jolin-irene target! hehe! of cos la! i skip 2000 times and do 100 sit ups everyday k! achieving my 23 inch waist soon lah! HA HA HA. i sound so self-decieving lor...


dream~ dream, dream, dream.. All i have to do is DREAM~


i am glad that e book i bought has helped her and it turns out to be her turn to enlighten me now. maybe...i had not given myself a chance to try. gave sooooo much lousy excuses just to give up. motivation dies off. :( i wasnt strong and confident enough ba.. my hardest fall so far in life man! and i really know who are the real ones who have my interests at heart now and who are the ÖíÅó¹·ÓÑ¡£^^


running away may give u temporary relief but ultimately, u still have to face the problem and find solution. just lyk backache problem..normal kneading massage can only provide u temporary relief but uPapa power-drum massage is different. drumming massage will penetrate deep into yr muscle layers. so..so..so..come buy uPapa now! lol, so crap.


i did give up but i have found back my motivation. i will not run away this time round. for my future...for my dreams...i will fight for myself! use actions to prove!!!

Thursday, July 12, 2007

ÌìÌ춼ÊǺÃÐÄÇé! :)


i am so glad that my ex supervisor is gone. woohoo! so happy that i cant stop myself smiling to everyone in the plaza. i can even joke with ppl who laugh at my wings instead of feeling frustrated. ya lah, i can fly lah. lol.


my smile is bacccccckkk...! :DDDD


the new in charge is funny and best of all, he is understanding! oh yes, he crap with me too!


i am picking up my books to study again. if not so paiseh to teach if i dunno anything. den liddat how to live up to my name hor? *puke*


okay lah, i am soooo busy! must finish up so many things before this year ends. be disciplined, irene!!!

this is me and the lao ban niang infront of my outlet. she loves me! haha.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

my 2nd guitar lesson today..


progression is slow..! slow! SLOW! my target is to learn all the blah blah thingy within 2 months.


super malu today lor! have to sing infront of everybody. i cant sing for goodness sake! supposedly to be a sad song but i sing it into a happy version. think i am buying a book and learn all the stoopid singing techniques..! i wanna join jue dui superstar next year leh...


muahahaha!! ^^

Monday, July 9, 2007

OMG. i eat so much today. :(


bread with choco spread and choco milk for breakfast.
malay mixed rice for lunch.
one big banana, choco milk and you tiao for snack.
fried kway tiao for dinner.
durian for supper.


CRAZY la! so..so..so..


i skip more than 6.2k times and did more than 100 sit ups. no joke k!


and yeah! i am finally going to my next fair. next fri! XD

Saturday, July 7, 2007

i need a change..! a change... CHANGE!!


....by the end of next month. lolz!

Friday, July 6, 2007

off day is just like a sweet escape from work.


hen kai xin zai kai dao ni lah.. geez..


but very sian to go back to work lor..


my outlet ppl dun crap with me and they think my content is too xiao mei mei. really meh?


i need somebody to crap with me everyday lah...!!


feel lyk changing job leh. any job lobang???


ok lah..


i really got to make fully use of this year. do what i want.. learn as much as possible.. recharge and prepare myself for next year.


ÎÒ»áÔÙÒ»´ÎÖ¤Ã÷×Ô¼º¡£ÎÒÊÇÓÐʵÁ¦µÄhor!


¶«É½ÔÙÆð!!!


HA HA HA. so BS.


seriously... i cant wait to go back.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

what do i want to achieve by the end of this year.....?! damn.. i shld come up with a plan and act according to it.


goal no 1: save at least $____
goal no 2: able to play e guitar well
goal no 3: learn ___


alright.. i am still thinking..


IRENE!! PLS BE MORE DISCIPLINED YA!!! if not , you are just wasting yr time away. STOP procrastinating!!!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

sooooo disappointing! no cuties at all in my guitar course.


HA HA HA.


thinking of taking up a new language. hmmmm.. jap? malay? france? ^^

Monday, July 2, 2007

headed down to hai die music forest to register for my guitar course. music forest is where ah du, lin jun jie etc etc are born. hmmm.. i guess shld be good lah hor? price is also very "good". ha ha. my course starts tmr. every tues 7-8pm. skali can knw some cute guys! heehee!


i cant waiiiiiiit to learn playin a full song with my guitar!! my guitar has rotted in my hse for 3 years alr. lolz! maybe joining one more course next month..dance? language? this is so cooooool!


after that, went to meet up with syaz didi at vivo city. i am jie jie. :p

finally... a decent pic of the two of us.


we played time crisis 2 and he lost. the gals behind us were laughing at him. damn funny la! i managed to finish the game with one token. muahahaha!! nobody has even win me before k! anyone wanna challenge meeee??? ^^

syaz the DUMB DUMB. eat yr gum gum ya.


off again tmr... yeahhh... hate going back to work!!! i want sugar dadddddyy.....