Saturday, June 30, 2007

after my idiotic supervisor left, my sales pick up again.


he must be the one who brings me bad luck. must be! lets hope i will not be working under him anymore. he is a history now. yeah!


serve a sugar customer today. yeah! my prayer is answered. he buy it becos i am sweeeet. :p


customer: "can i try this?"
me: "sure.. sure.."
customer: "actually..i have one alr.."


i give up hope to sell him since he has one alr. so i decided to take a rest and chit chat with him.


customer: "so hw is yr sales?"
me: "haiz.. sales was very bad these few days. very stressed and pressurized." *shaking my head*
customer: "okay lah. see you so sweet. get me two."


this is wat we called the emotional closing. and see! i have my mei li k! i am sweeeet. :p


i immediately get his card. swipe it first den say. HA HA. very realistic.


my EX-supervisor drives me mad for sales. i am very..very..very hungry for sales now. i wont let anyone out of da shop easily without getting anything.


ONLY the fittest survive..!

Friday, June 29, 2007

really sian ah these few days. SIAN. i am not in a good mood.


我笑不出来aaahhhhhh...!!! :(


the only thing to be joyous about is my supervisor is transfered out to another place, PWP. YEAHHHHH!!!!!!


YES! YES! YES! another fcuking orange face is outta my life! this really calls for a celebration man!


knw what.. other than the asshole in my hse, i have never met any guys who are soooooo naggy as him. OH SHUDDAP. one stupid ass in my hse to nag at me is enuff alr. i dun nid another one. when guys nag, it is 1000000 times worst than gals. omfg. such sissy! damn. dun be so wishy-washy can. KNN.


我的心情很不好aaahhhhh...!!!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

i am so demoralized and i am losing my smile..


一生要失败几回,才知道成功的意义

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

i had a bad day :(


may have to fork out 30 bucks for a stupid PSR product. i am not the one who break it can. :(


wah lau. sibeh sian ah. 19 bucks for the replacement of ezlink card. thought it gonna cost 100 bucks jus like replacement of ic. PHEW~ suprisingly, my sis was very calm when i told her.


total damage: 49 bucks. 49 bucks gone for nothing! wah sian.


i must be a jinx bringin bad luck to any outlets i am at. even my supervisor also thinks so. i gonna loss my rice bowl soon! OMG. need to find a sugar daddy urgently!!!


ha ha. just exaggerating. den the stooopid bus driver piss me off even further. arghhh!!


SIGH... i am feeling like a loser right now. useless me.... mei you yong ah! i seriously need to do some self-reflection.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

i lost my sister's ezlink card. :(((((((


the card dropped from my wallet and i didnt notice it. like wtf? oh dear..i dunno how to tell her the truth. the thought of goin thru tedious process to make another card puts me off. sibeh sian ah. i can imagine her screamin and jumpin around the hse when i tell her e truth. haiz. i hate noise.


stooopid mistake. Whyyyyy... :(


haiz.. dun wanna think abt it anymore. feelin very moody abt it.


oh well... GUESS WHAT?


i have been exercising everyday for a week.


i jog from yishun mrt int to my blk..climb up steps to 7th floor..skip 2000 times..50-100 sit ups..few mins of stretching..EVERYDAY once i reach home from work. i use uzap and igogo everyday! PLUS igallop, usurf and supervibe whenever i can.


damn chiong right...? my aim - 44kg, 22-24 inch waist. ^.^v

Monday, June 25, 2007

catch a movie with peng yu at cwp cathay. thought the others were coming but... -_-"


fantastic 4 was not bad. actually hor, i find going to cinema to catch movie is a waste of money. i will rather buy dvds from ah bao (china ppl). ooopps..! =x


my guitar is finally fixed! YEAH. all thanks to peng yu. i am going to take up guitar course next month. anyone wanna join too? learn guitar to cheat xiao di di feelings. ha ha, just kidding.


bang into the 3 ladies from Zen beauty when i was queueing up at cwp NTUC. they r running a roadshow there. super qiao la! they run a roadshow in front of my outlet before. want to shape yr eyebrow? come find them! lol. i always wonder...who will dare to shape their eyebrow infront of the public? HA HA HA. give me free or discount i also dun wan man.


u knw.. sg is so small. my kino colleague lives in the same blk as me. my friend used to live in the same blk as me. my nyjc schoolmate lives just beside me. and if u ask a person in the area u live in, he or she confirm knw at least 2-3 of yr friends. amazing right?


ha ha. will you be the next one i gonna meet in the streets? :)

Sunday, June 24, 2007


Woah..! i like this pic. ha ha. i look lyk their boss. geez.. it is my crappy idea. they are from AIA. their roadshow is jus beside ours.


samantha and me. we are the uZap angels! angels hor..! can also call us the fat fairies. -_-"

we all love fiona xie! agree?

insurance agent #1: ashleey

insurance agent #2: zhi yong

insurance agent #3: megasheena


wanna buy any policy? come find them. support AIA! ha ha. i am talking crap.


very wu liao me. ha ha.


today is the last day of BPP fair. yeahoo..! good bye lousy BBP fair! but..i will be back in BPP outlet on wed. L-0-L.


tmr is the only off day for next week and i am stuck in outlet. sian.. hopefully after next week, i will be posted to another fair. i just love going to fair! :D

Saturday, June 23, 2007


breakfast buffet @ delifrance! ONLY bread..! it is a waste of money. $8 can get me two to three decent meals. oh anyway, we secretly ta pao back. HAHA.

hehez! i love big boobs..! just kidding lah..


samantha (uzap gal) and me have a new nick - FAT FAIRY. this is wat a lil brat called us. kids are honest so i guess...i really have to go on a diet and exercise everyday! i am fat but... i am a fairy! a fairy...! la la la~


i have wings ok! jie jie has wings! mai siao siao.. i can fly~~!


oh well.. recently, i just got into a misunderstanding with jimmy (colleague).


so this is hw the story goes..


J: "yr skirt is stained."

I: "huh? are u serious?"

J: "i help u see..."


he tried to help me see whether is it really stained but worrying that da yi ma comes, i reacted strongly. even if is not da yi ma, i feel that it is inappropriate la..


I: "go away. dun see." *swept him away and get sam to help me check.*


paiseh ma cos if really da yi ma comes. den he thought that i took him as a pervert and felt angry.


i thought he was acting angry so i told him jokingly that i was the one who complained abt his "A" behaviour few days ago. just kidding la! i wasnt the one who complained.


and now, he is totally ignoring me cos he thought i was the one who complained! wah lau.. like so pri school.


this is his 2nd case liao. i guess he must be so scared of us the part-timers. he told me today that he wanna remain a distance with us otherwise he will kena complain again. cant deny that he is really "A" la but he dun dare to show actions one lah.


how i wish the one who complained would own up herself. no more jimmy to make me laugh liao. :(


and so sian, i have to go back to my outlet next week.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

spend my special day in a VERY meaningful way.


L-O-L.


i did MANY maths questions! oh yeah, my brain is functionin well.


i spend ONLY 4 bucks.


i skip for more than 3000 times and did more than 50 sit ups. woohoo! accomplishment!


SURPRISINGLY, there are ppl who rmb what day is today. HA HA HA.


9 more days to happy pay day! actually hor, i am more anticipated for pay day than today. lolz!


oh yes, i just found that i am qualified for ____. YEAH!!! i am so happy! 195 more days to go! :)


irene yao jia you jia you!

Monday, June 18, 2007

12 more days to pay day!


Yeahooo...!! cant wait to see more money in my bank a/c.


sian.. i am going soooo broke soon. :(


haiyo.. so sian.. shouldnt have taken off today. haiya.. sian lah!! no money also cannot do anything. sian sia..


i shld go find a qing ren to accompany me out and go overseas. lolz!

Sunday, June 17, 2007

i eat egg today! eat egg = no sales. on weekends somemore! :(


i was stoning the whole day la! SIAN. and jimmy (colleague) is super A. so scared of him.. and.. he has lecherous look. lolz!


peng yu and tian chong (friends) pass by the fair. EIGHT months since we last met. time really flies~ i was still chiong-ing for o levels back then.


have supper with them at circuit road food centre after work. we hav vegetarian satay, vegetarian oyster omelette, yong tau hu and so on. all vegetarian food cos both of them are vegan. didnt knw tat vegetarian food can be so creative. i am so suaku! LOL!


den drive me back home.. how i wish i knw hw to drive also! skip more than 1000 times and did twenty plus sit up when i reach home. PRO BA? wahaha!


off tmr.. but hmmm... no prog at all... *sigh* i lead a boring life....

Saturday, June 16, 2007

had a fun day @ wild wild wet but so tiring.. i guess.. i am getting old. lolz!


I AM FAT! I AM FAT! THIS IS ALL KFC'S FAULT! :(((


how to be jolin-irene now? i am fat and ugly. *sigh...* i will surely go for plastic surgery if i have the money. lol.. just kidding.


my bro will be starting school soon. i am soooooo envious of him. Haizzzzz..... wo ye ke yi ma? hmmmm... i am still so uncertain of my next step in life.


and..and..I WANNA GO OVERSEAS LAHHH!!!! but no kaki to go with... -_-"

Thursday, June 14, 2007

i am at my 4th fair BPP. Woooo..!


simply love going to fair cos can get this opportunity to know more ppl and lobang. more lobang = more discount.


my colleague will be helping me to get 20% off for the watch i have been aiming for weeks. yeahooo...!!


shall get it once i get my pay!!! XD


oh yes, my friend let me sales back! *touched* we combined force to psycho customers. HA HA HA. i like this way of doin sales instead of fighting against each other.


hmmm... many weird and dao ppl in BPP. den there is this bloody uncle who press my flabby arms! i feel VERY offended so i jus swept his hands away. WTF!

like hello? hw can just suka suka press my arms liddat? WAH LAU EH!!! ER XIN LAHHH!!!


skali he just dig his nose den left the sai on my beautiful arms??!!! eeekkksss!!!


okay.. i am getting too paranoid alr. lolz!

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

I AM ANGEL!!


this is wat everyone called me today. lolz! :p


my customer a driving instructor says he will give me discount if i take lessons from him. hope he mean it! :D


den hor, there is this food stall opened just directly in front of my outlet. WAH PIANG!!! bought TEN packets of ice cream and FOUR cheese tarts at a discounted price. gosh.. i am so thick skinned, asking for discount wherever i go.


why must open there? i cannot resist food lah and i look lyk i am three months pregnant now.


:(((

Monday, June 11, 2007


4e8 class chalet! :)

it is really nice to see everyone again. i guess we are still as close as before and i can feel that i am in 4e8 again. HA HA.


oh yeah, i just love the auntie gathering. VERY auntie man! lol!


no curry chicken and bee hoon at the bbq. my fav leh! :( the food abit cmi. :x but i still ate a lot. :p die lah! i need to start exercising again liao. *sigh*


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Sunday, June 10, 2007

i have big big tummy and chubby chubby face! :(


LAZY TO EXERCISE LAH!!! :(

free makeover during work. lol! hmmmm.. i look uglier and older with makeup on. oh no! i wanna look young, cute and sweet forever. make up is a big NO! pek che ah! caused me to have more pimples!!! :(


instead of being agressive today, i slack a lot. AND, i let sales to my colleague. she no sales today so i give her lor. wah lau eh.. am i dumb or what? super gone lah me. irene..irene..irene..pls dun be so soft-hearted next time.

cute cute kids. i wan to have my own kids!! hehe. i am attracting kids! yeahooo..! they love irene jie jie! :)

Saturday, June 9, 2007


we are angels! *puke*


everyone has to wear the freaky green wings. gosh! i gonna be a laughin stock when i go back to da outlet again. :(


i wanna grumble ah!! served a very cb customer in my outlet ytd.


HE IS SUPER DUPER DISGUSTING!!! er xin dao yao si ah!!!


knw wat he did? he give me an innocent-act cute-seducing look and lick his tongue. OMFG. i push that idiot to my supervisor to serve. guess what? my bloody supervisor push it back to me. ARGGHHH!! he did it on purpose!!!


the cb customer says that he will buy it if only i can manage to seduce him. WTF. my supervisor didnt wan to help me at all and was hopin that i would close the sales. screw him lah!


BUNCH OF DISGUSTING IDIOTS!!!! dun dirty my beautiful world, pls?


er xin lahhhhhh!!! :(

Thursday, June 7, 2007

a day out with pretty lady yuting..


to celebrate her belated bday and my bday in advance. :)


have a lot to catch up with and one day is seriously not enuff. meet up again, k? show me yr qing ren. geez..


wanted to give her a surprise but my mission failed miserably. -_-"


and these are some of the photos we took.. :)


my fav mango cake! Yum yum..! XD


next off day (11th june) - 4e8 class chalet. my main motive there is to eat nia. lol!

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

such a workaholic i have become! i only have one off day this week. T.T


the fair @ chervon house is gone case! it is an outdoor fair which means we have to be under the hot hot sun. :(


i am glad that the 3 days fair is over. i won a buffet at marriott cafe for 2 voucher worth $80 during work. COOL right? hehe! i was the fastest in the sms competition.


i am going to another fair and the top zapzap producer will also be there. NOT going to let her cut my sales anymore! NEVER! feel very frustrated when somebody cut thru me from behind. but nvm, i knw how to counterback now hehe!


will be 94324642543654 times more agressive and alert!! go go go!!


some of the photos we took...


i just love going to fair! the best part is i get to befriend with other brands promoter and get discount or free gifts from them. *evil grins*


:)

Sunday, June 3, 2007

meet up with my dear old fren david today. a date out before he goes back to ocs. he looks retarded. HA HA HA HA!!


as usual, we have ice cream. wanted to try tom's palatte but the bloody shop closes on every sun. arrgghhh..


instead, we have andersen's and ben & jerry's ice cream. disgusting la! eat so much ice cream in a day. my tummy is growing bigger. how to become jolin-irene nw?? :(


we went to the pc show. the place was very packed! planning to get a lappy but not enuff $ now.. :(


haiya.. i want a sugar daddy lah! den he can get me one. lol! just kidding.


went to OTO and try the trimex (slimming belt). no intention of buying la of cos! i am so slim alr. need a slimming belt for wat? haha.. jus kidding. jus wanna knw the differences between uzap and trimex so i can compare both to customers. hehe!


after that, went to meet up with my syaz xiao didi. hidayah and i give him a nick "mag boy (magazine boy)" back in kinoKUKUya. mag boy looks more mature now but still as cute as ever. lol!


watched pirates 3 but i couldnt really understand wat the movie is about. i am more concentrated in eatin the chips. -_-"


DEN we walked from ngee ann city to esplanade. i need iSqueez (leg massager) very badly now. lol!


meetin my nyjc babe yuting on next off day! XD

Friday, June 1, 2007

MY NIGHTMARE!!!


i have to cross this overhead bridge to get to my workplace. horrible la! i am so scared of heights. knw what? i get passers-by to cross the bridge with me for FOUR times. -_-"


wanted to post this up long ago but was very busy. geez.. I WANT A BABY!! GIVE ME ONE!! -_-"


nu ren (gal) couldnt make it last min so meet up nan ren (guy) instead. lol! nu ren keep ps-ing me last min. *sigh* everytime liddat! damn horrible! told nan ren that we would meet up again two months later. see! i mean what i said but must keep reminding me la. lol!


this nan ren talks like a machine gun. keep on talking abt his world of warcraft, job, school, ambition, life & etc etc. never give me a chance to talk! -_-" haha.. just kidding.


we watch FREE MOVIE! cool right? one family give us the tickets cos they dun wan it anymore. muahahaha!! i think the last time i watch a movie was one month plus ago. damn suaku hor? anyway, shrek 3 is BORING! not really funny at all..


this nan ren is duper cute and sweet. he brought me to a very ulu place and guess what.....???


he DANCE for me as an advance bday "gift". OMG. hilarious la! was laughing all the way.. i thought he was going to flash his body. LOL!!!! indeed a memorable and unique bday "gift" i ever recieve in my life. LOL!!!


geez.. me with shrek hairband. so cute la the hairband! can get it at mcdonald's for $2! lol.. cant wait for my next off day again. XD